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Q: How much wood would a woodchuck chuck
Submitted By: Synergistic, 312 days, 10 hours, 38 minutes ago
How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
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Please try not to post duplicate answers... if you see an answer that you want to post, just add a vote to it and you can add a note as well. Thank You
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How much wood a wood chuck could chuck
Submitted By: drob ( 312 days, 10 hours, 33 minutes ago )
A wood chuck could chuck as much wood as a wood chuck could chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood.
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i know a guy named chuck
Submitted By: GJComputer ( 312 days, 10 hours, 33 minutes ago )
hes not a very nice guy...
Submitted By: I wish I knew
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2 cords..no more no less
Submitted By: piznut ( 312 days, 10 hours, 37 minutes ago )
Now what is the other question?
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As long as...
Submitted By: I wish I knew ( 312 days, 5 hours, 58 minutes ago )
As long as the wood chucking woodchuck doesn't upchuck the woodchuck is chuck
Submitted By: I wish I knew
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Answer
Submitted By: rlucas7298 ( 311 days, 10 hours, 26 minutes ago )
He could cut a quart of conifer if you gave him a quarter for every quart he cut.
Submitted By: jimdinger
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My other question is here
Submitted By: Synergistic ( 312 days, 10 hours and 29 minutes ago )
http://www.questionville.com/Society__Culture/Cultures__Groups/Will_you_marry_me
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Easy.
Submitted By: SolidEnder ( 311 days, 18 hours, 25 minutes ago )
A woodchuck would chuck all the wood that he could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood.
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Depends...
Submitted By: Sdoggnuts ( 310 days, 4 hours, 20 minutes ago )
It would depend on whether the woodchuck's mother-in-law was around or not. If she was around, he'd be chucking all day. If not, he'd be watching the football game.
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A woodchuck could chuck stacks of wood...
Submitted By: Hunk_du Jour ( 309 days, 20 hours, 44 minutes ago )
if a woodchuck COULD chuck wood.