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Q: Sacrificing Goats
Submitted By: Enoxice, 228 days, 9 hours, 25 minutes ago
First, a little background: I've recently entered into an arrangement that requires me to sacrifice a certain number of goats to the great and powerful Cthulhu. It's all well and good, I have no problem holding up my end of the deal, but there is one problem: I have no previous experience. I've only sacrificed one goat before, and that was to Pan, god of the forest (and he, being part goat, was none too pleased).
If anyone could tell me, or point me to someone who could tell me, how to properly sacrifice goats to the great Cthulhu I would really appreciate it.
Thanks,
Enoxice, the Neophyte High Priest
If anyone could tell me, or point me to someone who could tell me, how to properly sacrifice goats to the great Cthulhu I would really appreciate it.
Thanks,
Enoxice, the Neophyte High Priest
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