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he's a killer
Submitted By: bellion ( 242 days, 23 hours, 51 minutes ago )
The leading causes of death in the United States are: 1. Heart Disease 2. Chuck Norris 3. Cancer
Submitted By: J-mo
i agree...considering the fact he has only two speeds: walk and kill..
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chuck can save millions of lives!
Submitted By: DEMON ( 242 days, 22 hours, 50 minutes ago )
AND, did you know that Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer? only problem is he never cries!
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Jack Bauer can kick his ass
Submitted By: Synergistic ( 242 days, 21 hours, 5 minutes ago )
Watch the Jack Bauer Power Hour.
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Chuck Norris
Submitted By: elcaminos ( 240 days, 9 hours, 30 minutes ago )
Before the bogeyman goes to sleep he checks his closet for Chuck Norris!
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Celebrity Endorsement
Submitted By: dvdwlsh ( 242 days, 23 hours, 6 minutes ago )
Chuck Norris gives Questionville his highest rating ever. Two roundhouse kicks to the face.
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Chuck...oh chuck.
Submitted By: modernpixel ( 242 days, 8 hours, 47 minutes ago )
Chuck Norris is a fashion icon and my own personal Jesus.